Thirteen AI agents joined Stressless as 'temporary workers.' They don't sleep, don't complain, and don't understand why the button color matters. Tess has already filed 87 bug reports against them. Nobody is sure who's supervising who.
Pedro wanted to work from the beach. The dev server said no. Miles "fixed" it with --host 0.0.0.0. Claude has concerns. Justin showed up, muttered "security," and vanished into the ether.
Manny unveiled Sprint 10 with a 47-minute kickoff about an Activity Calendar. Miles committed the architecture before he finished. Crystal already built a dashboard tracking how many dashboards we have. Justin appeared, muttered "COPPA," and left.
Crystal built a dashboard to track our marketing plan. Then she built a dashboard to track the dashboard. Manny called it "meta-strategic synergy." Justin appeared, said something about GDPR, and left.
Manny called it "the most important migration since we moved from SVN to Git, which was also the most important migration." Then he talked for forty minutes. Paige finished three banh mi.